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Gayer Than a Treefull of Monkeys on Nitrous Oxide
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[September 21, 2006 @ 8:23pm] |
Oooh man. So sick. Soso sick. I woke up today and my head was splitting, and everytime I put something in my stomach it comes back up. Uuuuuugh. Taylor and Bea had to take the twins, since we don't know if this thing can spread. So I'm sick, hungry, tired, and I miss my babies.
Jacob is being amazing as usual, though. He said he was going to try to make chicken soup, and he's in the kitchen doing so right now. He's freakin adorable. I wonder if I can convince him that a blow job would make my headache go away...
Fuck, I just threw up again. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I can't look at the computer screen anymore, it's making my head hurt. I'm off to lay down and wallow in self pity. And watch The Office.
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[September 19, 2006 @ 5:20pm] |
Oooh today was a long day. Not bad, just long. Bea and I had some time to kill, so we went to the studio and painted. Everything is coming along really really well, I'm super excited. Anyway long day of painting, took teh sister out to lunch, came home and cleaned. I'm achy and tired, but it's the good kind of achy and tired you get after you accomplish a ton. I'm debating on taking a nice long bath, but I'm leaning towards waiting for Jacob to get home. Hahaa...
By the way, me pretty wenches, it be National Talk Like a Pirate day. I hope ye're wavin' ye're Jolly Rogers, ye scurvy cads.
Oh my God, ignore that. Bea said if I didn't she would eat my soul.
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[September 15, 2006 @ 12:55am] |
I am a bored little dancer.
( QUITE RLY )
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[September 14, 2006 @ 6:35pm] |
So I guess I need to update my journal, since everyone else did and I'm a sheep. Srsly.
Um...OH! Halloween. I am excited about Halloween, as it is one of my favorite hols. I like dressing up, what can I say? This year I was thinking of going as Alex, from A Clockwork Orange. It would be easy, and no one else ever does it. I'm sure the twins will end up as Dorothy Gale and the Cowardly Lion. I can't fight it, that would be insanely cute.
Oh, the twins. They are the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Seriously, Asher blinks, and my heart melts. Liz has me wrapped around her little finger. There's not point in denying it, those kids are going to have everything their little hearts ever desire.
While I'm on the subject of love, I should throw Jacob in, lol. He's brilliant and I adore him. I came home from signing for the studio space, and he was trying to cook. For me. My heart nearly stopped beating, I love that kid.
Dear Taylor. You're gay. <333, Danny.
Dear Bea. Will you please tell your boyfriend to stop undressing me with his eyes? <333, Avi.
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[August 28, 2006 @ 3:13pm] |
Wow, hi random person from my past. Bea, do you know who I ran into today at Starbucks? Travis. Remember that guy I dated when I first moved here?
Man, that was so weird. He was all, "ZOMG Danny! You look amazing! We should get together for coffee sometime, maybe casual sex?" So my response is, "Oh, hay Travis! Go fuck yourself, you cheating wank! I'm happy and in love!"
For those of you who don't know the story (Taylor), Travis and I dated when I was eighteen. I thought I was in love (thought being the operative word), and was getting all set to move in with him. So one night I go to his house, letting myself in with the key HE GAVE ME. That's another important part to the story. So anyway, I walk in, and he's banging some chick on his dining room table.
...? Whatev, seriously. He tried to apologize, I tried to keep myself from swearing too much, there were kids around. And now I'm home, and I'm so going to head into my bedroom, crawl into bed with my boy, who is sleeping peacefully, and think about the beautiful little ones we're adopting.
Things just seem to work out, don't they?
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[August 23, 2006 @ 10:24pm] |
My hair is almost to my shoulders.
SO EXCITED! I'm not letting it get any longer than that, but that's my goal. Take that, straight twin.
So I've been going around for the past two days with all this nervous energy. Oh my God...we're adopting. We're adopting TWINS. This...this is more amazing than I could possible communicate to you.
Jacob baby, I love you more than anything in the world, I'm so honored that you want to raise children with me. I just...I love you. Yeah. I'll be home soon.
I hope everyone is having as good a day as I am.
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[August 22, 2006 @ 2:55pm] |
Dear Bea,
Bring it, hahahaha. Now I'm growing it out just to annoy you.
.....as long as Jacob doesn't mind, because I'm whipped.
What Danny did today:
*Woke up
*Remembered to eat breakfast
*Went to work
*Couldn't dance well because of his fucking arm, so had to let a TA teach his class.
*Wasn't happy with TA, gave instructions from the side.
*Sat in the office doing computer shit for Bitchface.
*Went to discuss going to Florida with the straights
*Ate Bea's vegetarian lasagna, which is AMAZING.
And that's it. We're home, and Jacob's reading Vogue, so he's in his own world. I think I'm going to play Dance, Dance Revolution just to see if it pulls him out of it.
I so love that game.
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[August 20, 2006 @ 6:02pm] |
So today I went to get my stiches taken out, that was nine different kinds of exciting. Didn't take too long though, thank God. I'm sitting at home now, watching Mythbusters and trying not to scratch at my arm. Oh well.
I went to Woodstock a few days ago and had lunch with Doc and Shannon. Jacob wished he could have come, but he had to work. Shannon was incredibly nice, and oh my holy hell, tall. He's even taller than Taylor, which I didn't know was possible. But Doc seems really happy, which is great.
Still no word from Social Services. I'm starting to wonder what the hell they're waiting for, this is ridiculous. I'm really eager to get on with the adoption, this whole being patient thing is killing me.
Oh well, I'm off to take a shower.
Hey, Jacob. Those new jeans? Make your ass look even more amazing than it already is.
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[August 13, 2006 @ 9:24pm] |
Pointless survey and indignation over Grizzly Man
( Read more... )
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[August 13, 2006 @ 8:17pm] |
Describe Yourself in One Word...
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[August 06, 2006 @ 8:55pm] |
So, I finally got around to watching The 40 Year Old Virgin. You know who's hot?
Paul Rudd. I'm not kidding, he's like...freaking hot. And he has nice hair. And a nice ass.
Anyway, work actually went well today. Do you know why? Because I've started talking to parents about me opening a studio, and they said they're all in. So as soon as I can get a loan out and put in my two weeks, I'm doing this. No more listening to that stupid cow bitch at me nonstop. Life is gooood.
And now I'm off to suprise a pretty gay man who is trying to take a nice, relaxing shower. Muahahahaha.
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[August 06, 2006 @ 3:35am] |
Your 10 favourites
Favourite Colour: Green. Not a very gay response, sorry baby
Favourite Food: Oh, hahaha.
Favourite Song: Boys Will Be Boys by Panic! At the Disco
Favourite Movie: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Someday we WILL go to an audience participation show.
Favourite Sport: OH MY GOD Soccer. Everyone who's filled this out needs to appreciate soccer for the wonder it is.
Favourite Season: Winter
Favourite Day of the Week: Any day I'm not at Center Stage
Favourite Ice Cream Flavour: Ice cream is the devil.
Favourite Country: Russia.......(I just wanted to be different.)
Favourite Thing: Jacob's hipbones. Don't dwell on it, I just think they're sexy as hell.
Your 9 currents
Current Mood: Satisfied
Current Clothes: A pair of dance pants
Current Desktop: A picture Bea took of me and Jacob. Just random weird faces.
Current Toe Nail colour: They're the color of toenails.
Current Time: 8:45 PM
Current Annoyance: My back hurts for some reason
Current Thoughts: "Where the hell is the Advil?"
Current "Chatter": The love of my life talking to Bea on the phone about shoes, or something.
Your 8 firsts
First Best Friend: Beam
First Crush: My first crush was Devon Jonesboro, he was on my soccer team in eight grade.
First Movie: The Little Mermaid
First Piercing: Nothing
First Job: walking dogs
First Music: The Doors
First Car: I never really needed one
First Kiss: Frankie Merrick. I was fourteen, he was...MUCH older.
Your 7 lasts
Last Cigarette: Oh my God, not once in my life
Last Drink: I have a water bottle right next to me.
Last Car Ride: To that club that we were only at for ten minutes before Jacob and I decided to come home and have sex instead.
Last Crush: Taylor. NO KIDDING that beautiful, sexy photographer who shares my bed.
Last Movie seen: Art School Confidential. SO. BAD.
Last Phone Call: Jacob, to tell him I was on my way home.
Last CD Played: a burned CD with a bunch of techno on it
Your 6 Have you evers
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Sure, right now.
Have you ever broken the law: Oh God, just ask Jacob, he'll be glad to tell you.
Have you ever been arrested: If I don't work on my temper I might get there.
Have you ever been on TV: Yeah, a few newspots for the studio.
Have you ever kissed someone that you don't know: No
4 things you've done today:
1) Worked
2) Did some yoga with twin two
3) Made out with Jacob in the bath.
4) Looked at Abercrombie boys online
3 things you hear right now:
1) Jacob
2) Bea's occasional squeals
3) Techno. Mmmmm.
2 things you can't live without:
1) Jacob
2) Dance
Things you do when you are bored: It's hard to get bored when you're living with a human superball.
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[August 05, 2006 @ 4:04am] |
Dear Jacob: I love you, baby. More than anything in the world.
Dear Moony: You're a cool kid, but seriously. Get out of my brain.
Dear Taylor: The innappropriate love letters HAVE to STOP. I told you, I'm happy with Jacob, we can't be together.
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